A complicated song de Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh ... extra cheese
uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
i went just to check it out
nineteen extra larges
what a shame
no one came
Just us eatin' all alone
you said, "take the pizza home"
"no sense lettin' all this go to waste"
so then i faced
Pizza all day
and every day
this cheese 'round the clock
is gettin' me blocked
and i sure don't care
for irregularity
Tell me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'cause right now i'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
in the bathroom ... i sit and i wait and i strain
and i sweat and i clench and i feel the pain
oh, should i take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
no no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'till my girlfriend came around
we're just so alike in every way
i gotta say
In fact, i just thought i might
pop the question there that night
i was kissing her so tenderly
but woe is me
Who would have guessed
her family crest
i'd suddely spy
tattooed on her thigh
and son-of-a-gun
it's just like the one on me
Tell me
how was i supposed to know we were both related?
believe me, if i knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
what to do now? should i go ahead and propose
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
and move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
I had so much on my mind
i thought maybe i'd unwind
try out that new roller coaster ride
and the guide
Said not to stand
but that's a demand
that i couldn't meet
i got on my feet
and stood up instead
and knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated?
this really is a major inconvenience, oh man, i really hate it
such a drag, now ... can't eat, i can't breathe, i can't snore
i can't belch or yodel anymore
can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
Oh no
why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
i gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
what a bummer
can't blink, i can't cough, i can't sneeeze
but my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
haven't been the same since my head and i were separated
no no no

Uh huh ... extra queso
uh huh, uh huh ... guarda un trozo para mí
Fiesta de pizza en tu casa
fui solo para echar un vistazo
diecinueve extragrandes
qué pena
nadie vino
Solo nosotros comiendo todo solos
dijiste: "llévate la pizza a casa"
"no tiene sentido dejar que toda esto se desperdicie"
así que me enfrenté a
Pizza todo el día
y todos los días
este queso sin parar
me está bloqueando
y no me importa nada
por la irregularidad
Dime
por qué tenías que hacerme tan estreñido?
porque ahora mismo haría cualquier cosa por liberar mis intestinos
en el baño ... me siento y espero y me esfuerzo
y sudo y aprieto y siento el dolor
oh, debería tomar laxantes o hacerme una irrigación del colon?
no, no, no
me sentía bastante deprimido
hasta que mi novia apareció
somos tan parecidos en todos los sentidos
debo decir
De hecho, pensé que podría
hacerle la pregunta esa noche
la estaba besando tan dulcemente
pero ay de mí
quién lo habría adivinado?
el escudo de su familia
que de repente vi
tatuado en su muslo
y caramba
es justo como el mío
Dime
cómo iba yo a saber que éramos parientes?
créeme, si supiera que era mi prima nunca habríamos salido juntos.
Qué hago ahora? debería seguir adelante y proponerle?
casarme y tener hijos con once dedos?
(¡Que locura!)
y mudarnos a Alabama donde ese tipo de cosas son toleradas?

no, no, no, no, no, no,
no,no,no

sigo teniendo mucho en mente,

pensé que tal vez debería relajarme,

probar esa nueva montaña rusa

y el guía

dijo que no se debía estar de pie,

pero eso es una orden

que yo no podía cumplir,

me puse en pie

 y me golpeé la cabeza.

Dime 

'Por qué tuve que ir a despedazarme?

No sé cómo llegar hasta aquí.

Ciertamente es una gran inconveniencia.