My band de D12

I don't know
I think everyone's all jealous and shit
cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band

and I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me
and they need to take it up with me after the

these chicks don't even know the name of my
but they're all on me like they wanna hold
cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
all because I'm the lead singer of my

so I get off stage right and drop the mic
walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
what's up ladies, my name's slim shady
I'm the lead singer in d12 baby
they're all like oh my god it's him
becky oh my fuckin' god it's eminem
I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock
please won't you please let me suck your cock
and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
but when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
cause I told him jessica alba's my wife to be
this rock star shit, it's the life for me
and all the other guys just despise me be

these chicks don't even know the name of my
but they're all on me like they wanna hold
cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
all because I'm the lead singer of my
my band

you just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
smash these vocals and do a performance
but we in the van and he in a tour bus
you don't want my autograph, yous a liar
and no I'm swift (oh I thought you was kuniva)
what the hell is wrong with that dressing room
cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
see I know how to rap, see it's simple but
all I did was read a russell simmons book
so I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
hey I thought we had an interview with dj clue
( no I had an interview not you two)
you gonna be late for soundcheck
man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
you know what man I'ma say somethin
hey yo em
( you got somethin to say?!)
man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
and you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
when I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

these chicks don't even know the name of my
but they're all on me like they wanna hold
cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
all because I'm the lead singer of my

they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
ready to snap on a dumbass fan
every time I hear (hey dude I love your band)
we ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
and these guys they can find every area code
( proof carry my bag)
bitch carry your own
can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(who the fuck are you? where's obie and dre?!)

***dammit I'm sick of this group
time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
till kon artis slipped me some crack
lose yourself video I was in the back
superman video I was in the back
fuck the media, I got some suggestions
fuck marshall, ask us the questions
like who's d12, how we get started
(what about eminem?)
bitch are you retarded?
anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
fuck d12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real roxanne

girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart
to know that you don't know my

these chicks don't even know the name of my
(ha ha)
but they're all on me like they wanna hold
(fuck marshall)
cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
all because I'm the lead singer of my
my band

the hottest boy band in the
d12!

I'm the lead singer of my band,
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
and the lead singer of my band, my salsa
makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
my salsa, look out for my next single, it's called my
my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
and take off their underpants
my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
and take off their underpants, my salsa
(where'd everybody go?)

No sé
Creo que todos están celosos y eso
porque soy el cantante principal de una banda

Y creo que todos tienen un maldito problema conmigo
y deberían hablarlo conmigo después del

Estas chicas ni siquiera saben el nombre de mi
pero todas están detrás de mí como si quisieran agarrar
porque una vez que pegue, saben que seré el
todo porque soy el cantante principal de mi

Así que salgo del escenario y suelto el micrófono
me acerco a las chicas guapas y les digo:
qué tal, chicas? Me llamo Slim Shady
soy el cantante principal de D12, cariño
ellas son como: Oh Dios mío, ¡es él!
¡Becky, oh Dios mío, es Eminem!
Te juro por Dios, amigo, ¡eres increíble!
por favor, no me dejarías hacerte una felación?
Y para entonces, el resto de los chicos se ponen celosos,
especialmente cuando empiezo a rimar acapella
todas las chicas empiezan a gritar, todas las chicas guapas
lanzan sus sujetadores, camisetas y bragas al escenario
así que cada noche ellas buscan pelear conmigo,
pero cuando peleamos es como rivalidad sellada,
porque al siguiente día están otra vez en el escenario conmigo.
Amigo, solo creo que intentas robarme el protagonismo.
Ayer Kuniva intentó sacarme un cuchillo
porque le dije que Jessica Alba será mi esposa.
Este rollo de rockstar es la vida para mí,
y todos los demás chicos simplemente me desprecian.

Estas chicas ni siquiera saben el nombre de mi
pero todas están detrás de mí como si quisieran agarrar
porque una vez que pegue, saben que seré el
todo porque soy el cantante principal de mi
mi banda.

Solo quieres ver a un negro al revés, verdad?
Oye papá, por qué no rapeamos con Pro Tools?
Destroza estas voces y hagamos una actuación,
pero estamos en la furgoneta y él en un autobús de tour.
No quieres mi autógrafo; eres un mentiroso.
Y no soy Swift (oh pensé que eras Kuniva).
Qué demonios pasa con ese camerino?
Porque mis cosas parecen más pequeñas que un decimal.
Veo cómo rapear; es simple pero
todo lo que hice fue leer un libro de Russell Simmons.
Así que estoy más intelectual; tratando de salir en el mapa,
haciendo saltitos mientras me azotan la espalda.

Mira a ese pequeño punk pensando que es la gran cosa;
sí sé amigo. Se encuentra haciendo un video.
Oye, pensaba que teníamos una entrevista con DJ Clue,
(no yo tenía la entrevista; no tú dos).
{¡Vas a llegar tarde al soundcheck!}=REPLACE_ME=;{¡Amigo! No voy a salir al soundcheck}.# ¡Pero nuestros micrófonos están estropeados y siempre suenan mejor los suyos.}Sabes qué hombre voy a decir algo,Oye Em (<¡Tienes algo qué decir?!>)No señor..Pensé que ibas a armarle lío... Qué pasa?No le diré nada hasta que tenga ganas... cierra la boca.. >.{Y ni siquiera me apoyaste cuando debíamos estar juntos}> (¡cuando iba a hablar justo después de ti!);
Juro por dios.. . }

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