Boing de Ween

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn
rip rip rip van winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?
She's a fun-lovin' woman and i'd love to see her wiggle
she's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
she'd like to do a boing boing boing boing?
Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah