Cut every corner de The Simpsons

Shary: if there's a task that must be done,
don't turn your tail and run,
don't pout, don't sob,
just do a half-assed job
cut every corner
it is really not so bad,
everybody does it,
even mom and dad.
if nobody sees it,
then nobody gets mad,
bart: it's the american way
shary: the policeman on the beat
needs some time to rest his feet.
chief wiggum: fighting crime is not my cup of tea
shary: and the clerk who runs the store
can charge a little more
for meat
apu: for meat
shary: and milk
apu: and milk
both: from 1984
shary: cut every corner,
you'll have more time for play,
shary & off: it's the american waaaaay