Floyd the barber de Nirvana

Hello cobain come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed
Barney ties me to a chair
I can't see i'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard i hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I sense others in the room (floyd lets)
Opie aunt bea i presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in andy's clutch
(aunt bea's muff)