Cameltoe de Fanny Pack

Walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic
that really ain't fly
this middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts
were creeping up the front
i could see her uterus
her pants were too tight
she musn't own panties
there were none in sight
she walked right by
the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a cameltoe
Umm hmm
that's right
uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a cameltoe
Girl that's gotta hurt
take some time and adjust
can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes
had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it's eating your pants
do you enjoy the commotion
and attention it brings?
the only lips i wanna see
are the ones that sing
in public putting on
an x rated show
grossing people out
with your cameltoe
Repeat chorus
First day of spring and by the looks of things
these girls done forgot how to dress
a little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
and it's causing me much distress
whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling
every crannie and every nook
you better take a quick minute before you step outside
check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
all twisted up like rubic
take these words of advice cause its not very nice
i wanna put you all in the know
girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep
watch out for the cameltoe.
Repeat chorus