Counting the cattle de D-a-d

I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4,
i'm countin' the cattle
just to check if there alive
i'm counting' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
i'm countin' the cattle once again.
Well, the first little cow
she went for a climb, fell off the
mountain - and then we were 9
the second little cow, she went out
for a date
discovered it was wolfie
and then we were 8
I'm countin'...
Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks
- met some horny bulls
and now i'm only countin' 6
Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key
the're hanging at the butchers
and i'm only counting 3
I'm countin'...
Well the 8·9 said: - we're never havin'
fun they packed their things
and left and i'm only countin'
1
Well here we are
me and molly
she is brown-spottet, cheerful
and she's jolly
our son is a muuhtant
- but who gives a damn
- i mean, when the folks
downtown, calls us:
mister and mam
I'm counting'...