Almost de Bowling For Soup

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen,
where i almost made out with the homecoming queen,
how almost went on to be ms. texas,
but lost to a slut with much bigger breast-es
i almost dropped out to move to ,
where i was almost famous for almost a day,
And i almost had you,
but i guess that doesn't cut it,
i almost loved you,
i almost wish you would've loved me too,
I almost held up a grocery store,
where i almost did five years and then seven more,
cause i almost got caught for a fight with a thug,
cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs,
that i almost got hooked on cause you ran away,
and i wish i would've had the nerve to ask you to stay,
And i almost had you,
but i guess that doesn't cut it,
i almost had you,
and i didn't even know it,
you kept me guessing and now i'm destined to spend my time missing you,
i almost wish you would've loved me too,
Here i go thinking about all the things i could've done,
i'm gonna need a forklift cause all the bagadge weighs a ton,
and though we had our problems i can't remember one,
I almost forgot to say something else,
and if i can't fit it in i'll keep it all to myself,
i almost wrote a song about you today,
but i tore it all up and then i threw it away,
And i almost had you,
but i guess that doesn't cut it,
i almost had you,
and i didn't even know it,
you kept me guessing and now i'm destined to spend my time missing you,
and i almost had you,
and i almost had you,
i almost wish you would've loved me too,