Earth to grandma de Ass Ponys

It's a doll completely made of socks
it's a cover for a tissue box
it's a clothespin duck and a funfur cat
and a crazy yarn and beercan hat
earth to grandma
what the hell is that?
it a painted rock with google eyes
it's a matchstick cross where jesus died
it's a plaque that says 'i heart my home'
it's toothpicks, felt, and styofoam
earth to grandma
what the hell is that?